Site is Messed-Up

No idea why, but, the sidebar is now appearing at the bottom of the page as I view it today here in my office. It’s quite annoying, I must say. I don’t have the ability to edit the site’s HTML coding here at work so it’ll have to wait until I get home later today. I haven’t made any recent changes to the site’s HTML coding save for one little addition last week BUT that didn’t change anything in my posts after that. Very odd.

LATER
Okay, now I’m at home and it looks fine in FireFox but all messed-up in IE 6. DAMN!

Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations

As I was reading a fellow attorney’s blog tonight I was struck by this inane self-satisfactory quote attributed to ‘Cynthia Rosenberry’ by a blog commentator:

“We, as criminal defense lawyers, are forced to deal with some of the lowest people on earth, people who have no sense of right and wrong, people who will lie in court to get what they want, people who do not care who gets hurt in the process. It is our job — our sworn duty – as criminal defense lawyers, to protect our clients from those people.”

I’ve seen this quote before and I was again reminded of how smug and self-centered people can be in this profession. Defense attorneys like to paint themselves (and they are the ones shouting this from whatever soapbox they can find at every opportunity) as the ‘defenders of justice’ like they are the Super Friends from early 1980′s Saturday morning cartoon fame and we, the evil prosecutors, are the Legion of Doom. This is complete nonsense and I said as much on the other blog.

Your whole-hearted endorsement of Rosenberry’s oft-quoted statement is a bit disconcerting but completely unsurprising. It is the black and white view of the world that the extremists on both sides of the criminal law divide hold that impairs the administration of justice (for that is what, as a country of laws and not men, America is – a bureaucracy).

From a defense attorney I expect (and endorse actually) obfuscation, misdirection, sandbagging, and the silent treatment as to any potential defense. These are all highly-effective tools to get one’s client found not guilty (which as we all know is NOT the same as innocent as the jury is not asked to find an absence of guilt) at trial. And such a result is, at times, the most important aspect of a defense attorney’s job. Other times, depending on the evidence or (and let’s not forget my fellow pragmatists) political situation of a jurisdiction a plea bargain is the only road to take to Damascus. What I also expect from a defense attorney is professional courtesy (depending on the jurisdiction), and no personal attacks.

As a prosecutor I expect myself to be courteous to defense attorneys. I fail miserably at this sometimes with some defense attorneys. When I fail, again depending on the defense attorney, I may feel smug and self-righteous, or I may feel remorse because I shouldn’t have treated that attorney like that. I also expect of myself to get discovery (thank you Criminal Rule 16), notices of expert, pleadings, and offers to opposing counsel in a timely fashion. Avoiding “motions to produce” or “motions to compel” is something I actually take pride in because it is up to me, as a prosecutor, to give everything I have against a defendant to his attorney as soon as I receive that evidence. Obfuscation, misdirection and sandbagging a defense attorney would be not only (given my own moral compass) wrong but also in violation of the letter (if not the spirit) of the ethical code.

Why would I expect such things of defense attorneys and of myself? Because, while I can be at times a complete and utter unrepentant asshole, I am a professional. We work in a profession. We are not children at the playground. We are not the scum of the Earth. We are not like those others who are the butt of all attorney jokes. We work to insure justice. We must be concerned at all times with personal liberty.

This is the high road. This is the strong middle. If you, PDA in AK, wish to travel on the shoulder with the other extremists, be my guest. I will treat you will professionalism irregardless.

It’s late. I was up all last night and this morning with Anchorage Police Department and I woke-up at 4:30pm from my sleep. Perhaps it is this sleep-deprived state that has driven me to write such a lengthy tome both on the other site and on mine own site.

Summer Solstice

Yesterday we had 19 hours and 21 minutes of daylight. It was pretty neat. As the better half is out-of-town on her kayak trip through Prince William Sound, I was left doing a 10pm hike up Flat Top Mountain with a co-worker, his wife (very nice lady) and my dog, K.D.  The hike took about 45 minutes to get up to the top. Well, full disclosure here, I am deathly afraid of heights and didn’t actually finish the hike because of the vertigo-aspect of the climb. Still, I had a blast. As we were coming down we could smell the smoke from the forest fires in the Mat-Su Valley. The smoke came rolling-in as we drove bakc to town.

My co-worker told me Flat Top is the most climbed mountain in Alaska and I believe him. There were LOTS of people there. The parking lot was completely full with some cars parked on the steeply-inclined gravel road leading up to the lot. So many people, in fact, that the hike was more akin to walking down a crowded city sidewalk than actually hiking up a rocky dusty trail with the sun hidden behind some high smokey clouds. It seemed to me that every other hiker had a dog off leash. That was good for K.D. because she got to sniff a lot of butts. She appeared very happy.

Home Inspection

The home inspection is complete and I’ve now received the 40-odd page report. I gotta say that Troy Bloxom over at Home Inspections, Plus did a great job. I was present during the inspection and he did some quality work. Now that the earnest money has been deposited the title is being worked on as is the property survey.

In about 30 days I’ll have a nice house in South Anchorage.

House sale

Everything seems like it’s coming together right now for the house. I drafted the Sales Agreement on Friday night (boy! that was exciting!) and it’s been signed now by all parties and sent to the title company. Got the 90% letter from the lender and have a home inspection set for later this week. Super excited about this despite the fact that I absolutely hate owing money to anyone. I’m happy for my dog as she will soon have her own backyard to play in and poop all over.

New House

Well, the terrible truth that is spending a lot of money on credit has (apparently) come to pass. Our offer on a house in south Anchorage was accepted today. It’s a FBSO so I drafted the Purchase and Sales Agreement. Spent nearly the entire evening drafting the damn thing. Can’t believe I actually put my knowledge of contract law into action. It’d been so damn long. Probably since I took the bar exam.

Now comes the unbearably and nearly intolerable sequence of events that is “closing” including my least favorite of all activities – getting a loan.

Ugh.

Is there anything more painful than being in-debted to a mortgage lender? Such price home ownership, eh?

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